A
six-year-old boy named Pip lives on the English marshes with his sister, Mrs.
Joe Gargery and his sister's husband, Mr. Joe Gargery. His sister is about as
bossy and mean as older sisters are—but his brother-in-law Joe is pretty much
the best thing that's happened to Pip.
One
Christmas Eve, Pip meets a scary, escaped convict in a churchyard. Pip steals
food from Mrs. Joe so that the convict won't starve (and also so that the
convict won't rip his guts out). Soon after, in apparently unrelated events,
Pip gets asked to play at Miss Havisham's, the creepy lady who lives down the
street. And we mean creepy: her mansion is covered in moss; she still wears the
wedding dress she was wearing when she was jilted at the altar decades ago; and
the whole place is crawling with bugs. It's like Beauty and the Beast,
only without the singing tableware.
The only
good thing about the mansion is Estella, Miss Havisham's adopted daughter.
Estella is cold and snobby, but man is she pretty. Pip keeps getting invited
back to play with her, and he develops quite the little crush on her. This
crush turns into a big crush, and that big crush turns into full-blown,
all-consuming L-O-V-E, even though there's no way that orphan Pip can ever have
a chance with Estella, the adopted child of the richest lady in town.
When Pip
is old enough to be put to work—you know, early teens or so—he starts an
apprenticeship at his brother-in-law's smithy, thanks to Miss Havisham's
financial support. You'd think he'd be thrilled (fire, swinging heavy things
around), but he hates it: all he wants is to become a gentleman and marry
Estella.
Then,
surprise! He comes into fortune by means of a mysterious and undisclosed
benefactor, says goodbye to his family, and heads to London to become a
gentleman. And it's pretty sweet at first. Mr. Jaggers, Pip's caretaker, is one
of the biggest and baddest lawyers in town. Pip also gets a new BFF named
Herbert Pocket, the son of Miss Havisham's cousin.
Herbert
shows Pip around town, and they have a busy city life: dinner parties in
castles with moats, encounters with strange housekeepers, trips to the theater,
etc. Two teeny problems: he spends way too much money, and whenever
he goes home he's ashamed of Joe. Meanwhile, Estella, who's been off touring
the world, comes back to London and is even more gorgeous than ever.
On his
21st birthday, Jaggers gives Pip a huge 500-pound annual allowance, which he
uses to help Herbert get a job. Aw, good friend! This goes on for a couple of
years—Pip is a man about town; Estella keeps rejecting him—until, on his 23rd
birthday, a stranger shows up. The stranger is Pip's benefactor. The stranger
is… the convict that Pip helped when he was only six years old!
Here are
the deets: the con's name is Abel Magwitch/Provis. The courts exiled him
to New South Wales under strict orders never, ever to return to England, so not
only is Pip super bummed to find out that his benefactor isn't Miss Havisham
after all, as he's assumed, but a criminal—he's also harboring a convict.
Obviously, Pip decides that he's got to get Magwitch out of the country, but
not before Pip rescues Miss Havisham from a fire that burns down her house and
eventually kills her.
Pip
devises a plan to get Magwitch out of the country, but he's uneasy—and with
good reason: just as they get ready to make their great escape, Estella goes
and marries Pip's nemesis and Pip is almost thrown into alimekiln by a hometown bully who
claims to know about Magwitch. And then the two are ratted out by Magwitch's
nemesis Compeyson, who is, coincidentally, Miss Havisham's ex-lover. Magwitch
is thrown in jail and dies, but not before Pip tells him the shocking truth:
Estella is his daughter.
After
these traumatic events, Pip gets really sick, and Joe comes to the rescue. As
soon as Pip recovers, however, Joe leaves him in the middle of the night,
having paid off all of Pip's debts. Obviously, Pip follows him home, intending
to ask for Joe's forgiveness and to propose marriage to his childhood friend,
Biddy. Upon arriving home, however, he finds that Joe and Biddy have just
married, which is… a little weird, if you ask us. He says he's sorry he's been
such a butthead, and then he moves to Cairo.
For
eleven years, Pip works at Herbert's shipping company in Cairo, sending money
back to Joe and Biddy. He finally returns to England, and then has one of two
different fates, depending on whether you read the original ending or the
revised ending:
Original
ending: Pip is hanging out in London a few years later with Joe and Biddy's
son, baby Pip, when he runs into Estella. She's had a hard life: her husband
was abusive, and when he died she married a poor doctor.
Rewritten
ending: Pip visits Miss Havisham's house once more. Estella is walking the
grounds, being all single, beautiful, and sad about having thrown Pip's love
away. Aw. They're going to be together forever, you guys!
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